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I WISH MY MOM WAS A BASEBALL CARD
I WISH MY DAD WAS A BASEBALL CARD
THEY'D HAVE THE BEST STATS FROM WHEN THEY WENT UP TO BAT
AND I BET THEY CAN SWING REALLY HARD

I WISH MY DOCTOR WAS A BASEBALL CARD
I WISH MY DENTIST WAS A BASEBALL CARD
I'D GIVE THEM MY LOVE AND THEY'D CATCH IT IN A GLOVE
WHILE WE PLAYED IN THE BACKYARD

WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE WHAT YOU WANNA BE?
COLLECT ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND MAYBE IT'LL GO AWAY
MAYBE YOU CAN GO AWAY

I WISH MY FRIEND WAS A BASEBALL CARD
I WISH MY OTHER FRIEND WAS A BASEBALL CARD
I'D KEEP THEM IN THE NOOK OF A VERY SPECIAL BOOK
AND THEY'D NEVER BE TOO FAR

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from THE LAST PART OF A FOUR​-​PART JOKE, released August 13, 2021

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