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I Have Athletes In My Closet

by Ice Cream Orphan

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1.
I hope this downward spiral starts to climb back up Drop me when I'm a child, now the future sucks My friend has scars on her skin and I don't know what to do Now the scars on her head are showing too (Chorus) I wonder where it all went wrong Have we been living for too long? It's a mystery how we're not lying down soaked in our own tears It looks like it's all downhill from here I got high for the first time with some friends I love <3 I don't know why I did it, but one time is enough That's what I thought I would think when I woke in the morning Now I'm thinking next weekend I might do it again (Chorus) Are we just boring? Have we done all that there is to do in life? I'll take a medium-sized children and wife And to drink I'll have a crying every night With a side of getting tired of the fights And some extra I don't think my kids alright I can't believe how bad I wanna die (Chorus)
2.
I wish I could kiss every boy outside of the church door and tell them we're not getting married I think it would really test my strength to press my lips against their face, then immediately turn them down This world has to have at least one guy who doesn't have a face that makes me wanna die This world has to have at least one lad who doesn't make me feel so FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I could kiss every boy as if it were a chore, as if I didn't really like it Watching them line up just for me would be a sight to see, just so I could act indifferent I love the way a man can make me feel, but when I try to love it goes downhill I love the way a man can be so bad, but when they try to love it only MAKES ME MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.
Boyfriend 02:28
I want a boyfriend with a big dick ;0 who will treat me like a princess And he tells me that he loves me, even when he doesn't mean it When he takes me to the movies we don't watch a single minute We just lay across the back row and kiss until the movie's finished I want a dream boat boy with no one onboard Who will push me into a wall and fuck me on the floor Oh, what a boy he'll be And he's all for me Whoa-oa When we go out into the city we dance around the street like idiots And we make out at every crosswalk and have a dinner, so romantic When we get home we take our clothes off and we make love under the sunset And then we snuggle 'til we're sleeping. When we wake up we do it again I know he's the one I've been waiting for And when he goes out I'm waiting at the door Oh, what a boy he is I'm so glad I'm his Whoa-oa When we get older we'll get married and he'll be the greatest husband We'll have a little house to ourselves coz we won't have any children We'll live so perfect forever. With a man like him, who wouldn't? And we will always be together, even if we're told we shouldn't I can't wait to be just us alone In a quiet town and a quiet home Oh, what a boy he'll be And he's all for me Whoa-oa
4.
Look at me, I killed a tree Instead of kill let's say "set free" Only ask "what could it mean?" The aftermath is all you can see I'm more important than the Earth Now let's pretend that that's a curse I hope I end up in a hearse AND YOU'RE ALL SAYING "THAT'S A FIRST" i did it for art I Did It For Art i DiD iT FOr aRt I DID IT FOR ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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released February 20, 2018

All songs written, performed, recorded, and mixed by Harmony Pulaski
Cover photo by Jillian Maraj
That's my friend Jane taking my picture
Also thanks to Jillian for helping collect the many athletes that currently reside in my closet

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