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THE LAST PART OF A FOUR​-​PART JOKE

by Ice Cream Orphan

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THIS IS A POP SONG ABOUT YOU HATING ME THIS IS A POP SONG ABOUT ME HATING YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT THIS IS A POP SONG ABOUT EATING GOOD FOOD THIS IS A POP SONG ABOUT DRINKING GOOD FOOD I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THE WORLD WOULD EVER DO IT SHUT YOUR YAP, MOTHER
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INACAR 03:47
I DON'T WANNA FIND YOU IN A CAR I DON'T WANNA FIND YOU IN A CAR BY THE RIVER LOVER UNHARMED I TAKE MY CHANCES WHEN IT COMES TO MY ROMANCES BUT WITH YOU I SHARE YOUR PAIN MY BREAST IS FEEDING AT THE SIGHT OF EVERY BEATING BUT YOUR BRUISE IS FUELING YOUR VEINS AND I THINK I'M DYING SOON I ALWAYS THINK I'M DYING SOON I HOPE THAT YOU'RE NOT DYING SOON THIS HAIR IS BURNING WHEN I FIND THAT YOU'VE BEEN LEARNING THAT YOUR LOVE BRINGS MORE FIRE THAN WARMTH HAS IT BEEN TAUGHT THEN? OH SO MUCH THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT YOUR LOVE IS BIGGER THAN FEELING LIKE ANOTHER PERSON'S THOUGHTS ARE ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ENOUGH AND THEN YOU END UP HATING THEM AND THEN YOU END UP HATING THEM AND THEN THEY END UP HATING YOU AND THEY FIND OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL AND THEY CRASH INTO THE RAVINE YOU ARE SO SPECIAL TO ME
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NATURAL WAY 01:27
I WANNA BE COOL IN A NATURAL WAY IN WHICH I NEVER EVER HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT IT OH I WOULD LAUGH AT THE SKY I WOULD NEVER SAY BYE AS I LOOKED IN YOUR EYE I WILL WALK THROUGH THE DAY I WILL SAY WHAT I SAY IT WILL ALL BE OKAY I WANNA BE NICE IN A NATURAL WAY IN WHICH I NEVER EVER TRY TO WRITE ABOUT IT IF I JUST COULD BE NICE YOU WOULD TAKE MY ADVICE WITH NO NEED TO ENTICE YOU HEARD ME SAY IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE GO I WANNA BE WEIRD IN A NATURAL WAY IN WHICH I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
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NUMBERS 04:03
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NUMBERS IN MY HEAD IT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN BEAT WITH KARATE I FEEL BETTER WHEN I'M WITH COMPADRES I'M ALL ALONE IN THE HAUNTED MANSION AND MY BRAIN COMES ALIVE LIKE P.K. FRAMPTON I'M LONELY, LONELY, LONELY AND I'M GONNA GET WORSE LIKE A WITCHES CURSE I'M LONELY, LONELY, LONELY AND I'M GONNA GET WORSE LIKE BITCHES PURSE I DON'T CARE I DON'T REALLY CARE I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM AND I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU
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WEINSTEIN 03:48
NOTHING YOU FEEL IS IMPORTANT I CONFESS YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST YOU'RE A HARDENED CRIMINAL TO ME GO STAND IN LINE FOR THE COURTROOM WITH WEINSTEIN I CONVICT YOU OF MAKING INDIE ROCK WHERE YOU'RE THE PROTAGONIST AW YOU LOOK SO FAMOUS DON'T YOU? AW YOU LOOK SO SEXY DON'T YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PARENTS WON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE THEY'RE FROM? OH NOW YOU'RE ON THE RUN MAKE A THREAT AND IT JUST MAKES YOU LAUGH YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK YOU FELL FOR MY TACTIC NOW I'M GONNA GO AND CRACK IT RIGHT IN HALF YOU REVERSE AND ASK MY PARENTS NAME I'LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE GAME SUSAN AND KENNETH BOUGHT ME INSTRUMENTS AND LESSONS SO THAT I COULD LEARN TO PLAY NOW GO AND TELL ME YOU'D ADMIT THE SAME YOU'RE A SUPERMODEL WON'T YOU LET ME SMELL YOUR ARMS? THE PLEASURE'S THERE BUT YOU FORGOT THE CHARM YOU LOOK LIKE A PERSON WHO I JUST MIGHT LET INSIDE ME I WOULD LET YOU HAVE MY BODY FOR A NIGHT OR TWO FOR FREE OR MAYBE LESS YOU LOOK LIKE A PERSON WHO WOULD CARE IF I WAS DROWNING YOU WOULD NEVER START YOUR DROWNING AS I STARED INTO YOUR EYES COZ YOU LOOK FAMOUS AND YOU LOOK SEXY IT'S TIME TO WATCH YOU DIE YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PARENTS WON'T YOU LET ME GIVE YOU HEAD? IT ONLY TAKES ONE BITE TO MAKE YOU DEAD
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I WISH MY MOM WAS A BASEBALL CARD I WISH MY DAD WAS A BASEBALL CARD THEY'D HAVE THE BEST STATS FROM WHEN THEY WENT UP TO BAT AND I BET THEY CAN SWING REALLY HARD I WISH MY DOCTOR WAS A BASEBALL CARD I WISH MY DENTIST WAS A BASEBALL CARD I'D GIVE THEM MY LOVE AND THEY'D CATCH IT IN A GLOVE WHILE WE PLAYED IN THE BACKYARD WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE WHAT YOU WANNA BE? COLLECT ALL THAT YOU SEE AND MAYBE IT'LL GO AWAY MAYBE YOU CAN GO AWAY I WISH MY FRIEND WAS A BASEBALL CARD I WISH MY OTHER FRIEND WAS A BASEBALL CARD I'D KEEP THEM IN THE NOOK OF A VERY SPECIAL BOOK AND THEY'D NEVER BE TOO FAR
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FIRE RISES 04:55
FIRE RISES OVER THE TREES COME ALIVE YOU DARK LONELY LEAVES FIRE RISES OVER THE TREES FROM INSIDE IT'S ALL I CAN SEE FIRE RISES WHO COULD IT BE? FORCE SUBLIME OR SOMEONE LIKE ME I THINK I HEARD IT FROM THE RANGER THAT WHEN THE HEAT COMES THERE'S A DANGER AND NOW I VIEW SOME LONELY STRANGER WHO ONLY WISHES TO BE WARM FIRE RISES OVER THE TREES COME ALIVE YOU DARK LONELY LEAVES FIRE RISES TORCHES APPEAR SOMETHING MORE IS HAPPENING HERE I WISH THAT SOMEONE ELSE COULD SEE IT COZ I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD BELIEVE IT AND I BELIEVE IT IS SO FREEING AND I WILL SEE IT FOR MYSELF DO YOU SEE THE STRANGER WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS GOING TOWARDS THE BALL OF LIGHT? DO YOU SEE THE STRANGER WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS SHROUDED BY THE DARK OF NIGHT? WE WILL SIT AND WATCH THEM CERTAIN AS THE SUN WAITING FOR THEM TO RETURN WE WILL SIT AND WATCH THEM CERTAIN AS THE SUN CERTAIN AS THE FIRE BURNS
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FROG 03:34
CAN A FROG HAVE ANYTHING IT WANTS? CAN A FROG HAVE ANYTHING IT NEEDS? I OFTEN WONDER FROM THE DEEP END OF THE POOL WHETHER THE WATER IS THE RULE I OFTEN WONDER AS THE FLIES BEGIN TO FALL WHETHER WE HAVE NOTHING AT ALL WHAT DOES A FROG HAVE TO DO WITH YOU AND I? BY THE WAY THAT IT LEAPS TOWARDS THE HEAVENS IN THE SKY MY FRIENDS THERE IS NOTHING UNLIKE THE TWO JUST US AND THE FROG DESCENDING INTO BLUE CAN A FROG BE ANYWHERE IT WANTS? CAN A FROG BE SOMETHING THAT IT'S NOT? TAKING THE POISON IS AN AWFUL SORT OF THING SOMEHOW THEY WEAR IT LIKE A RING TAKING A WALK SHOULD NOT BE VERY HARD BUT FOR A FROG IT'S RATHER FAR

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released August 13, 2021

RECORDED MARCH - MAY 2020

VISUALS BY ANYA STEPHENSON

TYPOGRAPHY BY JILLIAN MARAJ

ALL INSTRUMENTS, VOCALS, PRODUCTION, MIXING, MASTERING, AND SONGS WRITTEN BY ME, HARMONY PULASKI

LIVE ON THE LAWN FALL 2019, THE HOUSEFIRE, JOKER, NOODLES & CO, NACHO LIBRE, THE CLOSET, GIRL PILLS, YALE STUDENTS WHO I WILL CHOP IN HALF, UCONN: A PLACE WE COME TO OFTEN, BATES COLLEGE, UNIVERSITY OF NEW HAVEN, SCREAM QUEENS, AKG K240 STUDIO HEADPHONES, THE OTHER PERSON WHO INSPIRED TRACK 6, E202, VOLTORB, KILL CHAD, WEEGEE'S, JIM'S BASEMENT, SAVERS, FOSTEX MR-8 MKII, ADDAMS FAMILY IHOP COCOA, EVERYONE ANGIE HAD A CRUSH ON, ANGIE'S THERAPIST, DISCO NIGHT, WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME, GLASS BOTTLES, FLUORESCENT LIGHTS, THE ANTHEMS PLAYLIST, MARIO BATHMAT, DVDS

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